I love this first resolution from unofficial Goldman Sachs guide to New Years Resolutions but I’m not about to follow it.
1. Take a vow of silence. Join CrossFit. Do P90X. Detox in January. Become a vegan. Sell your TV. Train for a marathon. Start the Paleo diet. Go for any or all of these, but please shut the f–k up about it.
It may be true that if I were sworn to silence before running a marathon I might not bother running it at all. At the same time, I actually do do these things for myself. I like to get faster and stronger and fitter and healthier and all those other cliches. These are
very real results. I’m mostly pleased when I look in the mirror and I’ve got another race time from this morning to prove that I’m getting faster. I was only a few seconds away from a new 5K PR, and would have nailed it if I hadn’t arrived at the last minute and started at the back of the pack. The only real goal of the morning was to be finished in time to do a baby pass-off before my husband began his 15K. Go Honey! The other goal of the morning was to come home and eat fresh, warm cinnamon rolls… I indulged in two since I gave my chocolate to the kid.